You found my website... Good for you!
Take a look around, it's all here.
No animals were harmed in the making of this site. Except for one Komodo Dragon, but he's okay now... and he's not pressing charges, because, honestly, it was an accident. A freak accident really. I mean, who knew an electric cheese grater could be that dangerous? Seriously! It was his own fault really. Slinging that thing around like it was some kind of toy. You're making tacos Nate, not playing cops and robbers. God knows it could have been worse though, a lot worse. Anyway, enjoy the website!